Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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