so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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