do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Mom said you looked used
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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