im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You're a disaster
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