Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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