i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
they need to just BURY HIM!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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