thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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