Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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