K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
