I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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