I'm really into asian looking animals
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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