Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
