Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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