Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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