Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just forgot I was standing up.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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