I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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