Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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