just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
