this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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