I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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