but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Holy sore nipples Batman
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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