i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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