they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I love you.
Bad choice
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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