How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
false alarm, still single
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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