You're so nebulous sometimes
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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