The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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