I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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