JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm bleeding and have questions
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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