It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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