You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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