I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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