I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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