I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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