well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
tell me about the fingering
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