I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Non-Jews are for practice
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
