plz talk dirty to me
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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