I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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