The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
