at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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