I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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