Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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