He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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