your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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