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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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