Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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