If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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