I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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