Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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