VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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