Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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