Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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