After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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