I need help removing her.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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