Do you still have your period?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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