Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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