so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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